Ben's Place 123 Fake Street Worms Nebraska 12345 USA http://www.bedandbreakfast.com Phone: +1-800-462-2632

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This can be no trick. The conference was sadly borne; they have the truth of this from Hero; they seem to pity the lady. It seems her affections have their full bent. Love me? Why, it must be requited. I hear how I am censured. They say I will bear myself proudly if I perceive the love come from her. They say too that she will rather die than give any sign of affection. I did never think to marry. I must not seem proud. Happy are they that hear their detractions and can put them to mending. They say the lady is fair-- 'tis a truth, I can bear them witness; and virtuous-- 'tis so, I cannot reprove it; and wise, but for loving me-- by my troth, it is no addition to her wit, nor no great argument of her folly, for I will be horribly in love with her. I may chance have some odd quirks and remnants of wit broken on me because I have railed so long against marriage. But doth not the appetite alter? A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age. Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humor? No, the world must be peopled. When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married. Here comes Beatrice. By this day, she's a fair lady! I do spy some marks of love in her.

Room Rates (USD American Dollars)

• State and local taxes may apply
• Accommodations: Gorgeous guestrooms
• There are 6 guest accommodations (6 with private baths)
• Single occupancy rate is between $ 100.00 and $ 200.00
• Double occupancy rate is between $ 100.00 and $ 200.00
• The rate for each additional person is $ 25.00
• Other Accommodations: Lovely home-like suites
  O, then I see Queen Mab hath been with you.
  She is the fairies' midwife, and she comes
  In shape no bigger than an agate stone
  On the forefinger of an alderman,
  Drawn with a team of little atomies
  Over men's noses as they lie asleep;
  Her wagon spokes made of long spinners' legs,
  The cover, of the wings of grasshoppers;
  Her traces, of the smallest spider web;
  Her collars, of the moonshine's wat'ry beams;
  Her whip, of cricket's bone; the lash, of film;
  Her wagoner, a small grey-coated gnat,
  Not half so big as a round little worm
  Pricked from the lazy finger of a maid;
  Her chariot is an empty hazelnut,
  Made by the joiner squirrel or old grub,
  Time out o' mind the fairies' coachmakers.
  And in this state she gallops night by night
  Through lovers' brains, and then they dream of love;
  O'er courtiers' knees, that dream on curtsies straight;
  O'er lawyers' fingers, who straight dream on fees;
  O'er ladies' lips, who straight on kisses dream,
  Which oft th

Amenities

Meals

• A Full breakfast is included with room rate
• Breakfast is served from: 5:30 a.m.
• Breakfast is served in the On-site restaurant, diner, bed, room, Breakfast Room, Breakfast/dining area, Dining Room, In room, On-site restaurant
• Lunch is included with the room rate
• Dinner is included with the room rate
• Additional food services included in room rate: Non-alcoholic beverage, Non-alcoholic beverage, Non-alcoholic beverage, Non-alcoholic beverage, Afternoon tea, Dessert, Fruit, Non-alcoholic beverage, Wine/cheese
• Special meals available: all-meat, vegan, fruitarian, Low Fat, Restricted, Vegetarian
• Our signature dish is Shakespearean potluck mish-mash
  Ay, ay, Antipholus, look strange and frown.
  Some other mistress hath thy sweet aspects;
  I am not Adriana, nor thy wife.
  The time was once when thou unurged wouldst vow
  That never words were music to thine ear,
  That never object pleasing in thine eye,
  That never touch well welcome to thy hand,
  That never meat sweet-savored in thy taste,
  Unless I spake, or looked, or touched, or carved to thee.
  How comes it now, my husband, O, how comes it,
  That thou art then estrangèd from thyself?
  Thyself I call it, being strange to me,
  That, undividable, incorporate,
  Am better than thy dear self's better part.
  Ah, do not tear away thyself from me!
  For know, my love, as easy mayst thou fall
  A drop of water in the breaking gulf,
  And take unmingled thence that drop again
  Without addition of diminishing,
  As take from me thyself and not me too.
  How dearly would it touch thee to the quick,
  Shouldst thou but hear I were licentious,
  And that this body, consecrate to thee,
  By ruffian lust should be contaminate!
  Wouldst thou not spit at me, and spurn at me,
  And hurl the name of husband in my face,
  And tear the stained skin off my harlot-brow,
  And from my false hand cut the wedding-ring,
  And break it with a deep-divorcing vow?
  I know thou canst, and therefore see thou do it.
  I am possessed with an adulterate blot;
  My blood is mingled with the crime of lust.
  For if we two be one, and thou play false,
  I do digest the poison of thy flesh,
  Being strumpeted by thy contagion.
  Keep then fair league and truce with thy true bed;
  I live disdained, thou undishonorèd.

Policies

• Minimum stay required
• Smoking is not allowed (we do not allow any smoking, ever, anywhere)
• Guest pets are welcome (ferrets are welcome on our property)
• Limitations on children staying (unattended children will be given espresso and a free puppy)
• Limitations on childcare (babysitting is available by prior arrangement for a fee)
• Consumption of alcohol is permitted (we do provide wine and beer but no hard alcohol)
• Deposit amount required (Think not I love him, though I ask for him; 'Tis but a peevish boy; yet he talks well. But what care I for words? Yet words do well When he that speaks them pleases those that hear. It is a pr)
• Check in time is 3:00 p.m. and Check out time is 11:00 a.m.
• Cancellations:
  Think not I love him, though I ask for him; 'Tis but a peevish boy; yet he talks well. But what care I for words? Yet words do well When he that speaks them pleases those that hear. It is a pretty youth; not very pretty; But sure he's proud; and yet his pride becomes him. He'll make a proper man. The best thing in him Is his complexion; and faster than his tongue Did make offense, his eye did heal it up. He is not very tall; yet for his year's he's tall. His leg is but so so; and yet 'tis well. There was a pretty redness in his lip, A little riper and more lusty red Than that mixed in his cheek; 'twas just the difference Betwixt the constant red and mingled damask. There be some women, Silvius, had they marked him In parcels as I did, would have gone near To fall in love with him; but, for my part, I love him not nor hate him not; and yet I have more cause to hate him than to love him; For what had he to do to chide at me? He said mine eyes were black and my hair black; And, now I am rememb'red, scorned at me. I marvel why I answered not again. But that's all one; omittance is no quittance. I'll write to him a very taunting letter, And thou shalt bear it. Wilt thou, Silvius?
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  • Chamber of Commerce

Property Features

Property Details

• Architectural style is Second Empire
• Built in 1991
• Opened for business in 1995
• Restored / Remodeled in 2008
• Listed on the National Register of Historic Places
• Access for the disabled
• Parking available (covered paved parking available on site)

Location

• Location is best described as: horse country, cattle country, yak country, horse country, cattle country, yak country, pondside, lakeside, wine country, pondside, lakeside, wine country, sub-saharan, sub-tropical, outback, sub-saharan, sub-tropical, outback, Airport, Beachside, City, Countryside, Desert, Downtown, Island, Lakeside, Mountains, Oceanside, Ranch, Small town, Suburban, Tropical, Village, Wine country
  
• Nearest major city: Worms Junction, NE (15 miles North)
• Directions to property:
  To be, or not to be : that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep; No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause: there's the respect That makes calamity of so long life; For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of despised love, the law's delay, The insolence of office and the spurns That patient merit of the unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscover'd country from whose bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all; And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, And enterprises of great pith and moment With this regard their currents turn awry, And lose the name of action.--Soft you now! The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons Be all my sins remember'd. I pray thee cease thy counsel, Which falls into mine ears as profitless As water in a sieve. Give not me counsel, Nor let no comforter delight mine ear But such a one whose wrongs do suit with mine. Bring me a father that so loved his child, Whose joy of her is overwhelmed like mine, And bid him speak of patience. Measure his woe the length and breadth of mine, And let it answer every strain for strain, As thus for th
• Nearest major airport: OLU 5 miles
• Directions from airport:
  O, then I see Queen Mab hath been with you. She is the fairies' midwife, and she comes In shape no bigger than an agate stone On the forefinger of an alderman, Drawn with a team of little atomies Over men's noses as they lie asleep; Her wagon spokes made of long spinners' legs, The cover, of the wings of grasshoppers; Her traces, of the smallest spider web; Her collars, of the moonshine's wat'ry beams; Her whip, of cricket's bone; the lash, of film; Her wagoner, a small grey-coated gnat, Not half so big as a round little worm Pricked from the lazy finger of a maid; Her chariot is an empty hazelnut, Made by the joiner squirrel or old grub, Time out o' mind the fairies' coachmakers. And in this state she gallops night by night Through lovers' brains, and then they dream of love; O'er courtiers' knees, that dream on curtsies straight; O'er lawyers' fingers, who straight dream on fees; O'er ladies' lips, who straight on kisses dream, Which oft the angry Mab with blisters plagues, Because their breaths with sweetmeats tainted are. Sometimes she gallops o'er a courtier's nose, And then dreams he of smelling out a suit; And sometimes comes she with a tithe-pig's tail Tickling a parson's nose as 'a lies asleep, Then dreams he of another benefice. Sometimes she driveth o'er a soldier's neck, And then dreams he of cutting foreign throats, Of breaches, ambuscadoes, Spanish blades, Of healths five fathom deep; and then anon Drums in his ear, at which he starts and wakes, And being thus frighted, swears a prayer or two And sleeps again. This is that very Mab That plats the manes of horses in the night And bakes the elflocks in foul sluttish hairs, Which once untangled much misfortune bodes. This is the hag, when maids lie on their backs, That presses them and learns them first to bear, Making them women of good carriage. I pray thee cease thy counsel, Which falls into mine ears as profitless
• Meeting places:
  • any of the local landmark
  • anywhere you wish!
  • diner, depot, gas station
  • Airport
  • Bus
  • Train

Innkeepers

• Innkeeper(s): Ben, the most exalted potentate
  My name is Caius Marcius, who hath done To thee particularly and to all the Volsces Great hurt and mischief; thereto witness may My surname, Coriolanus. The painful service, The extreme dangers, and the drops of blood Shed for my thankless country are requited But with that surname -- a good memory, And witness of the malice and displeasure Which thou shouldst bear me. Only that name remains. The cruelty and envy of the people, Permitted by our dastard nobles, who Have all
• The innkeepers speak: Creole, Shakespeare, Creole, Shakespeare, Creole, Shakespeare, Creole, Shakespeare, dog Dutch, Finnish, dog Dutch, Finnish, English, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Spanish
• There are 99 cats on the property
• There are 99 dogs on the property
• Other pet(s) on the property: all the animals in the woods

Onsite or Nearby Activities

Bicycle rental, Bicycle riding trails, Bicycles, Billiards, Bird watching, Boating, Canoeing, Cross-country ski trails, Downhill Skiing, Fishing, Golfing, Hiking trails, Horseback riding, Horseshoes, Hunting, Kayaking, Mountain Bike trails, skeet shooting, regular shooting, knitting, crochet, shooting range, Xbox 306, Wii, PCs, Macs, Playstation, Nintendo DS, Wii Fit, bowling alley, ping pong, endless lap pool, spa services, massage, pedicure, manicure, alphahydroxy peel, wraps, math, reading, and science tutoring for students, Sailing, Shopping, Sight-seeing, Ski rentals, Snow shoe rental, Snow shoe trails, Swimming, Swimming pool, Table Tennis, Tennis courts, Tennis racket rental, Video Arcade, Water sports, Whitewater Rafting