The English Room doesn't have a funny red phone booth but it does have a wonderfully large, four-poster bed that you'll feel like getting lost in. The room has numerous English accents such as the English Highboy armoire, and a comfortable, over-stuffed chair for reading or relaxing. While Ruckman Haus doesn't have a massage therapist on staff, believe us when we say that luxuriating in the three-jet shower is the next best thing.